1 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,178 No, Dad. I'm nothing like you. 2 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:19,835 Do you even care this'll hurt Mom? 3 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:25,232 Well, Mom never has to worry about me screwing over her and Lisa. 4 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,194 The batteries died, Dad. 5 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,228 Shit, man! 6 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,709 Thanks, Justin. 7 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:10,407 I was over 50,000 in. I had infinite blood supply. 8 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,369 Now find my old man and rip his throat out. 9 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,805 Yeah, you know what? If they listen to you 10 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:19,286 and come jumpin' out of the screen, I'm outta here. 11 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:20,809 They won't. I want it too much. 12 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,291 Look, man. You know what my momma says? 13 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,075 Yeah, usually something stupid. 14 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:29,731 She says you can't pick blood, but you can always pick your friends. 15 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,951 But to hell with your old man, all right? 16 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,257 I thought we were s'posed to be doin' 17 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,606 somethin' special tonight! 18 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,042 Yeah, man, we were! But-- 19 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,696 Then don't let your old man make you bitch up. 20 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,525 Fucking bitch-- 21 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:47,966 Yeah. You know-- 22 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,098 All right, we'll see who the bitch is. 23 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,057 You ever seen a dead guy? 24 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,453 What, you mean like-- a real live dead guy? 25 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:57,846 Nope. 26 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,108 You want to? 27 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,765 Sure, I guess. Uh-- 28 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,376 I could do some creepy shit. 29 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,899 So where do you plan to see a dead guy? 30 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,254 Oh, brother. 31 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,793 Damn. 32 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,838 I guess you were serious. 33 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:36,319 Yeah. My dumb-ass cousin works at night here. 34 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,407 Alone. 35 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,758 Billy Redford's in there. 36 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,327 Billy? Killed-in-a- car-accident Billy? 37 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,937 Yeah. 38 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,766 Billy who always used to give a shit. 39 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,768 Damn. Billy Redford. 40 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:52,857 Look, I-I-I... 41 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:53,902 I don't know, Justin. 42 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:57,775 Dead people just ain't my thing, man. 43 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,211 They're in all the games we play. 44 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,911 Really dead? 45 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,826 Images created by geeks. 46 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,008 You know why we should do this? 47 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,749 So that every time 48 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,185 your stupid brothers pick on you, 49 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:17,665 or call you a white geek, 50 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,449 dipped in chocolate, 51 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,712 or every time my old man tells me 52 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,671 I'm not worth the shit on his shoe, 53 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,370 at least we can both say 54 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,154 we're not Billy Redford. 55 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:32,810 You just had to remember what my dumbass brother said, huh? 56 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,645 I guess the only thing missin' now 57 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,082 is a black cat and shit that creaks. 58 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,969 Uh-- 59 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:01,970 Knocking works. 60 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,414 Man, I think you got a little pussy leakin' outta you. 61 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,594 Man, can't nobody hear that! 62 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,470 What was that? 63 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,237 - James! - Shh! 64 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:59,767 James! 65 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,464 Just call him, man. 66 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:02,813 What? 67 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,424 Call him! 68 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,602 I left my cell at home. 69 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,910 James! 70 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,652 Place like this, we'll probably bump into 71 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,045 a crackhead robbin' your cousin 72 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,916 with a rusty-ass knife. 73 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,615 "Bitch! 74 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,226 Gimme your money before I cut your eyes out!" 75 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,287 Damn, it's dark in here. 76 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,985 Dead people don't need light. 77 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,901 I'm gonna leave the door open, 78 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:49,904 just in case we need to bounce fast. 79 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,732 Fast, why? I don't know. 80 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,263 This shit's kinda cool, right? 81 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,786 Justin? 82 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,571 I swear, man. If you set this up, 83 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,834 and your cousin comes jumpin' out, tryin' to scare me, 84 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,532 he's gettin' knocked out flat on his ass, man. 85 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,534 Man, there's nothin' to be scared-- 86 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:15,756 Oh, shit! 87 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,805 It's not funny, man. 88 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,460 Who's leakin' now? 89 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,854 Ass, Justin. 90 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,769 Oh-- come on. 91 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,901 I'm gonna look for a light switch. 92 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,918 Great. 93 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,441 Light switch doesn't work. 94 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,448 Yeah, this is James' stuff. 95 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,537 He's here somewhere. 96 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:02,977 Dude, are you sure your cousin's 97 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,065 gonna let us look at the body? 98 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,590 Not a good question. 99 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,679 Like, maybe we should just look for the body first. 100 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:12,595 I mean-- that way, if he kicks us out-- 101 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,814 Mission accomplished. 102 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:20,168 Too bad we're not here to see my dad. 103 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,952 Dude, what exactly did your dad say 104 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,911 to piss you off so much? 105 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:04,952 Hey. This is like straight out of Vengeance of Doom. 106 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,520 More like Doom 3. 107 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,579 You wanna see if somebody's inside? 108 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:29,063 They're coming to get you, Barbara! 109 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,733 - Thought you weren't scared. - Look. I'm not, all right? 110 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,300 Just don't want the 2-for-1 special. 111 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,867 We came to see Billy Redford. 112 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,652 Let's just see him. 113 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,222 Fine. Whatever. 114 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,058 So you're not gonna talk about your old man? 115 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,105 He wants me and Lisa 116 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,542 to get to know his fiancée. 117 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,326 His ex-fucking secretary 118 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,633 he left my mother for. 119 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,723 Damn, that's foul. 120 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:24,248 Yeah, he wants us to be some sort of a family unit. 121 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,511 What the hell does he think me, my mom, and the brat are? 122 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,514 Three ugly people? 123 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,038 What the hell are you talkin' about? Your family looks like 124 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:34,041 - rejects from Good Times. - Man, kiss my ass. 125 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:40,917 Hear that? 126 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,704 Music. 127 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,923 Maybe that's why he can't hear us. 128 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,374 You know, 129 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:07,596 they say some dudes who work in places like this 130 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,945 sometimes 131 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,904 do things to the bodies. 132 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,430 Yeah. Maybe, uh-- 133 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,779 we should come back another time. 134 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,481 You know what's funny? 135 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,962 In a video game, this is the boring part. 136 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,013 Oh, dude. 137 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,841 The coffin. Wasn't it closed? 138 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:38,453 I knew it. 139 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,803 Man, I knew you and your cousin were tryin' to pull some shit. 140 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,848 I knew it! 141 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,117 This wasn't planned, was it? 142 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:52,902 We're out of here now. 143 00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,953 Oh, shit! 144 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,042 - Man, open it! - Yeah, good idea, stupid. 145 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,696 Man, come on! 146 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,916 Jeff, you're fucking with us! Cut it out! 147 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,790 Hey, hey. Let's just try the back. Come on. Come on! 148 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,931 Man, I don't wanna have to fuck somebody up, man! 149 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,977 Oh, shit-- oh, shit-- 150 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,588 Oh, shit-- oh, shit-- 151 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:32,420 Hey, where in the hell is that music comin' from? 152 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,464 Fuck... 153 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,162 Up, right? Up. 154 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,449 Which way? 155 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,581 Well, that shit doesn't happen in the light. 156 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,866 Just remember... 157 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,955 this whole thing was your idea. 158 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,247 Dude, look. 159 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,596 Is that blood? 160 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:07,950 Oh, shit-- 161 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,605 Oh, shit, Justin! Look! Look-- 162 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:21,921 I think she's dead. 163 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,011 Dude, swear you're not tryin' to make me piss myself. 164 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,668 Nah, this is way beyond what I'd do. 165 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,891 Why is she only halfway made up? 166 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,070 I don't know. Why don't you ask her? 167 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,737 Dude-- 168 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,483 We're gonna get out of here. 169 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,399 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 170 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,357 What if something happens to you? 171 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:21,893 That one's closer. 172 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,991 Feel for the light switch. 173 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,222 I can't see shit! 174 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,927 Oh, shit. Oh, shit-- 175 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:00,976 God-- 176 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,718 - What? - Oh, God-- 177 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,807 Oh, God, I think I just touched-- 178 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,941 Oh, shit. 179 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,074 I just touched him, man! 180 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:15,904 I touched his face! 181 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:16,992 Look. 182 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,545 Damn. 183 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,637 Justin, I wanna go home. 184 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,346 God damn-- 185 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,873 Where the hell are you, James? 186 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,179 Look, Justin. 187 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,094 Somethin' happened to James, man. Okay? 188 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,532 All these dead bodies, they don't have blood, man. 189 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,882 If your cousin's the only one workin' here tonight, 190 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,797 then that's-- 191 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,886 that's his blood. 192 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,192 Justin, man--! 193 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,499 It's him. 194 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,726 Redford. 195 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:42,033 Justin. Honestly, I could give two fucks right now. 196 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,080 He's the same age as us, dude. 197 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,127 All right, we've seen him. 198 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,824 Now let's just get the hell out of here. 199 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,783 Come on, man. Let's just go. 200 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,585 - Oh, Jesus. - Shit-- 201 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,940 Justin, what are you doin'? 202 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,159 Justin, don't, man! 203 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,986 Justin! 204 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,510 They're only dead bodies. 205 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,296 Oh, shit! 206 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,734 Oh, my God! Oh God, it's James! 207 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,912 Oh, fuck! Oh, God-- 208 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,528 What the fuck? 209 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,622 Justin-- Justin-- 210 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:54,367 Oh, shit-- 211 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,673 Justin--! 212 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:59,633 Oh, shit! 213 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,172 Shit, that ain't makeup. That ain't makeup! Come on! 214 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,875 guttural roar] 215 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,625 My leg! My leg! 216 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,591 Ow! That hurts! 217 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:56,255 Oh! Come on! 218 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,648 Come on! 219 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,134 Oh, shit-- oh, shit-- 220 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,454 Be right back. 221 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,500 Oh, shit-- oh, shit-- 222 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,893 Oh, shit-- oh, shit! 223 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,505 Come on! Justin! 224 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,727 Come on, Justin. Open the door, man! 225 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:34,989 Open the door! 226 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:38,906 Come on, Justin! Please! 227 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,525 Come on! Come on! Help me! 228 00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,534 Get your fucking hands offa me! 229 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,930 Leave him alone! 230 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:07,978 No! 231 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,810 Son of a bitch! 232 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:20,861 Motherfucker--! 233 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:21,992 Yah! 234 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,064 God damn it, Kerry! 235 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,670 911. How can I direct your call? 236 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:31,671 My best friend was just killed 237 00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,673 by a freak who drank his blood! 238 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,936 Halloween was last month, you little shit. 239 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,898 There's been a murder at the Collinswood Funeral Home. 240 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,334 Yeah. Murders usually happen 241 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:45,685 before the bodies get to the funeral home. 242 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,558 You gotta help me! My best friend just got his throat torn out 243 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,517 at the Collinswood Funeral Home! 244 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,910 You know, it's illegal to crank-call 911. 245 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,306 Fuck. 246 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,021 - Yeah? - Dad. It's Justin. 247 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:21,503 I need your help! Jeez, it's late! Call me tomorrow-- 248 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,983 Dad! I need your help! 249 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,811 Aw, for cryin' out loud--Call help--! 250 00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:27,814 Asshole! 251 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,610 Hey. It's, uh, Kerry's mom, Sally. 252 00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:43,351 Justin, have my knucklehead give me a call 253 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,745 if he's not spending the night, so I'll know to pick him up. 254 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:48,399 God knows what's on these streets, these days. 255 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,140 Tell him to call me sooner than later. 256 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:52,273 If he's there too late, he'll just have to spend the night. 257 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:55,102 All right. Bye. 258 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,017 Honey? Are you home? 259 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,454 It's Mom. Pick up. 260 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,370 Did you guys go to a movie or something? 261 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:06,374 Listen, um-- Lisa and I will be back from Nanna's late tomorrow night. 262 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:09,029 And I hope you guys are having fun. 263 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,900 Well, not too much fun. 264 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,859 Okay, anyway. Honey, I love you, 265 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:16,776 and, um-- don't call me on my cell, because the battery's dead. 266 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:19,648 All right. Bye! 267 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,534 ...unbelievable health benefits! 268 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,100 Wow! You'll notice it immediately. 269 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,841 And if people call in, in the next 10 minutes, 270 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,756 we'd also throw in the Power Juicer 6000! 271 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,544 Oh! That is an amazing deal! Isn't it? 272 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,198 Mom? 273 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:45,299 Lisa? 274 00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,066 Who's there? 275 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:20,639 Who is it? 276 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,869 Go away or I'm gonna call the police! 277 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,114 You gotta be fucking kidding me! 278 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,813 Justin. 279 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,902 My neck hurts like hell, man. 280 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:12,212 Don't leave me out here. 281 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:13,909 Justin, let me in! 282 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,565 How did you get out? 283 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:20,133 I got away. Through a window. 284 00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:24,920 My leg wasn't-- as bad as-- I thought it was. 285 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,095 Justin. 286 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:29,272 Lemme in, man. 287 00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:31,361 Come on. 288 00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:32,885 Lemme in! 289 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:41,676 Oh, shit, dude. 290 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,069 What did he do? 291 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:48,204 Come on, Justin. Lemme in, man. 292 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,872 I'm so sorry I left you. 293 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,091 I didn't know what else to do, man. 294 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:13,012 Oh, God... 295 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:16,885 I'll call 911. 296 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:20,454 We're gonna get this freak. 297 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,369 After I get you to a hospital. 298 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:23,936 Gonna go back to police-- 299 00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,773 Where did you go? 300 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:41,692 Kerry! 301 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,643 What did he do to you? 302 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:34,833 Kerry... 303 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,762 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 304 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:55,810 I swear. 305 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,409 You just died. 306 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:18,893 I'm sorry, Justin. 307 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,286 What? 308 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,029 But I'm so hungry... 309 00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:40,393 Justin! We're home! 310 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,090 Justin? 311 00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:44,092 Jesus! What happened here? 312 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:51,926 Justin! Oh-- sweetheart. Why are you in bed? 313 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,493 Are you okay? 314 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,844 What's that mess in the living room? 315 00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,674 Did you and Kerry have a party? I asked you to-- 316 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:04,025 Okay. If you spill a Coke, or whatever the hell that is, 317 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,941 you don't wait for me to come home and clean it up, okay? 318 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:39,191 Oh. Would you feed Philo some dog food, please? 319 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:41,889 He doesn't like dog food. 320 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:44,065 Dogs eat with us!Okay. Okay. He can eat with us. 321 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:47,808 But he cannot eat what we eat. You know that. 322 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,027 It's nothing for you. 323 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,030 Hey, Justin! 324 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,905 Well, don't look like you just landed in Oz. 325 00:33:57,948 --> 00:33:58,949 It's your mess, pal. 326 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:03,258 Nice catch, Canseco. 327 00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:04,912 Hurry up. Pizza's gettin' cold. 328 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:10,222 Allrightee. Smell's good. 329 00:34:10,265 --> 00:34:11,919 Okay. 330 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,834 Okay, sweetheart. You have to go to your bed now. 331 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,357 Philo. 332 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:17,533 Attaboy. 333 00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:21,972 Oh, this smells incredible! 334 00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,148 You want vegetarian, right?Yeah. 335 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,065 'Kay. 336 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:30,938 Hello. 337 00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:37,031 Did it come up? Or am I gonna have to call the cleaner? 338 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,429 Philo! 339 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,910 You get Mom mad, you're not getting any pizza. 340 00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:47,998 He's not getting any, 341 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:49,739 even if he runs me a hot bath, 342 00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:52,655 and tells me he's the man of my dreams. 343 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,049 Hush up, Philo! 344 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,007 That's enough. 345 00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:59,836 I mean it. 346 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,187 How's an olive different from a piece of pizza 347 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,231 when they're on the pizza? 348 00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:06,669 Uh, you're not allowed to use logic till you're 15. 349 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:08,845 Okay. Gang. We've got pepperoni 350 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:11,283 and vegetarian, if you're still not eating meat. 351 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:15,548 And they're both loaded with tons of garlic. 352 00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:17,027 'Cause I know how much you like that. 353 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:21,510 Did you miss me? 354 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,518 Lisa! 355 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:31,868 Sorry. 356 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,742 I didn't miss you, either. 357 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,787 Just-- knock it off, you two. 358 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,791 So, Justin. 359 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,706 You wanna tell me about this little party 360 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:46,709 you and Kerry had? 361 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,711 What is the matter with you? 362 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:51,845 Knock it off! You're not getting any pizza! 363 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:54,021 Um-- did your dad call while we were gone? 364 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,984 Am I the only one having pepperoni? 365 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,116 Guess I should have got the small. 366 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,990 Not hungry. 367 00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:08,035 What's the matter? 368 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:11,386 Justin, you look terrible. Come here! 369 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,963 Oh my God. You are-- 370 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,443 you're cold as ice! 371 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,314 Go back to bed, right now! 372 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,839 Oh my God, I-- 373 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,406 Oh my God. 374 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:36,106 Too much partying, I suspect. 375 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:54,995 I was not-- I was not rude to her. 376 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:58,041 No, I wasn't! I simply asked to speak to her. Was that wrong? 377 00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,521 Apparently it is! 378 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,350 I asked him if you called him while I was gone, 379 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:03,830 and he said, no, you did not. 380 00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:05,310 And what do you think that does to him, 381 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:08,051 when you break your promises to him, time and time again? 382 00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:10,880 Okay. So-- you had a conversation. 383 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,839 What happened? 384 00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:15,711 You told him what? 385 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,366 You and your whore? I don't think so! 386 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:21,151 Listen to me! No, you-- shh-- listen to me! 387 00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:23,110 He's your 17-year-old son. 388 00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,286 Not one of your drinking buddies, okay? 389 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:31,031 Oh, you are such an asshole! 390 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,709 You sucked him. 391 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,831 Jus-tin... 392 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:27,963 Do him. 393 00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:30,923 Where the hell'd you come from? 394 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,620 Do him. 395 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,582 How the hell are you walking? 396 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,500 Hurts, doesn't it? 397 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:47,592 What the hell is happening to me? 398 00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:51,552 Look, we have plenty of time to talk later. 399 00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:53,511 You need to go back in there. 400 00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,166 No. 401 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:59,778 Justin, you have to. 402 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:01,954 He's my dad! 403 00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:04,478 He's the same bastard that treats you, 404 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,915 your mom, and Lisa like crap. 405 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,832 I'd rather see him go down, if it means 406 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:13,008 you get to live. 407 00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:18,971 What you're feeling, 408 00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:21,234 it will never go away. 409 00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:26,631 You did this to me. 410 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,981 I thought you were my friend! 411 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,941 I am. 412 00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:41,776 What-- the fuck is--? 413 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,259 You know when the doctor says it won't hurt? 414 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,349 Well, this will. 415 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:53,266 What did you do? 416 00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:58,750 There. Now feed. 417 00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,621 No... 418 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:05,974 If he dies, it'll be too late. 419 00:43:06,018 --> 00:43:07,933 He wants you to live. 420 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,284 Who? 421 00:43:11,327 --> 00:43:12,328 Him. 422 00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:15,767 Now drink. 423 00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:19,335 For me. 424 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,655 Justin! 425 00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,881 Help me... 426 00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:12,127 Kerry? He's dying. 427 00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:13,999 Why isn't he fed? 428 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:15,957 Because I don't need to feed. 429 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:17,785 Not-- 430 00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:25,010 Hear that, huh? 431 00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:26,794 Hear the night calling you? 432 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,842 Oh, my little man. 433 00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:33,975 Why don't you just accept what you're becoming, huh? 434 00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:35,934 Oh, shit--! 435 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:39,198 Let go of me! 436 00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:41,940 It's Mr. Chaney! 437 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:44,333 From Kennedy. The math teacher. 438 00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:47,554 The one who got fired, remember? 439 00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:50,035 He got busted for luring those boys 440 00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:51,906 into his house, and doing shit to them! 441 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:56,911 They found all those pictures on his laptop. 442 00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,741 Dudes like us! Our age! 443 00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:04,179 Bravo. That's an A for you, young man. 444 00:45:04,223 --> 00:45:06,225 Should've killed you. 445 00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:08,967 Oh, they did. 446 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,795 And I killed Kerry. 447 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:13,841 And he, in turn-- killed you. 448 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,452 Eat me! 449 00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:23,633 17 years old, and that's the best you can do. 450 00:45:23,677 --> 00:45:25,897 Whatever happened to the piss and vinegar of youth, huh? 451 00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:31,119 Ew. 452 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:32,773 His dad's dead. 453 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,644 Huh? 454 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:37,343 There are other houses around here. 455 00:45:37,386 --> 00:45:39,780 Yes. 456 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:42,130 We must find you some-- fresh nourishment, 457 00:45:42,174 --> 00:45:44,045 before the sun comes up. 458 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:46,265 How'd you get like this? 459 00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:47,919 You're play with the wrong dick or something? 460 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,617 Or something. 461 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,184 Ahh. 462 00:45:52,227 --> 00:45:54,447 Bring him. 463 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,167 Ahh-- 464 00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:22,040 Ahh-- 465 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:26,000 Kerry and I were having a nice little chat about you. 466 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:29,438 I feel like I know you so much better now. 467 00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:31,440 He was telling me how this all started, 468 00:46:31,484 --> 00:46:32,964 because of your dad. 469 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:38,230 Oh, look. Don't be angry at him for talking to me. 470 00:46:38,273 --> 00:46:40,188 After all, he is mine, you know. 471 00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:43,278 Must do my bidding. Do as I say. 472 00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:45,498 That sort of thing. Blah blah blah. Anyhoo-- 473 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:47,892 He told me that your dad 474 00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:50,808 was a mean, evil bastard. 475 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:53,245 That he was a-- 476 00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:54,289 What'd you call him? 477 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:55,856 Ah! A dickface! 478 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,817 Yes. A dickface. How wonderful. Ahh-- 479 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:03,037 Here's hoping the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh? 480 00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:05,997 Now... 481 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,826 if you are your father's son, 482 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:10,958 after you feed, 483 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:15,571 once you turn, you're gonna be a lot like your dear old dad. 484 00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:17,486 Mean. 485 00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:18,487 Angry. 486 00:47:18,531 --> 00:47:22,491 And very, very dangerous. 487 00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:25,146 Uh-huh. 488 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:39,900 Ta-dah. 489 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,599 No! 490 00:47:43,643 --> 00:47:45,340 Oh, yes. 491 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:49,388 No... 492 00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:00,486 Hold her down. 493 00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:04,185 Leave her alone! 494 00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:05,317 Leave her alone. 495 00:48:14,587 --> 00:48:16,676 Ahh... 496 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,555 Ooo ahh! 497 00:48:28,122 --> 00:48:29,297 Ahh! 498 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,867 Whoa-ho! 499 00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:44,573 Nice, huh? 500 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,490 Nice and warm. 501 00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,581 Yesss... 502 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:54,975 Yes... 503 00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:05,594 Feel it burn down, deep inside you. 504 00:49:10,382 --> 00:49:12,558 Yeah. Ha ha ha! 505 00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:15,039 Be honest. Feels good, doesn't it? 506 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:21,219 Once it seeps down through the core of your being, 507 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:23,830 it starts reinventing you. 508 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:26,964 You'll wonder why you ever resisted. 509 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,406 Want more, don'tcha? 510 00:49:37,496 --> 00:49:40,978 Hungry... Of course you are. 511 00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,766 She's right there. 512 00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:48,594 Feed! 513 00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,552 Have at her. Feed! 514 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,686 I can't. 515 00:49:53,729 --> 00:49:56,167 Well, how silly of me. 516 00:50:02,738 --> 00:50:04,523 Up you go, son. 517 00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:10,181 It's all said and done. You won't miss her. 518 00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:15,795 Did you miss me? 519 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,292 Where's my mother? 520 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:35,684 She's at home. She's asleep. 521 00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:38,122 Go home, Lisa. Go home now. Okay? 522 00:50:38,165 --> 00:50:39,340 Go to Mom! 523 00:50:41,516 --> 00:50:43,344 You gotta help me! 524 00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:45,346 Where are you? Argh! 525 00:50:51,874 --> 00:50:54,181 You can't kill him! 526 00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:55,661 He's already dead! 527 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:08,761 [shouting, unintelligible 528 00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:11,111 If we don't stop his ass, he's gonna kill more people! 529 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:12,895 - Hold him! - Oh-oh. 530 00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:35,004 I'm nothing like my old man, cocksucker. 531 00:51:37,572 --> 00:51:39,966 We did it. 532 00:51:40,009 --> 00:51:41,010 We did it. 533 00:51:54,241 --> 00:51:56,504 You helped him bring Lisa here. 534 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:01,814 Justin-- 535 00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:03,294 My friend wouldn't do that. 536 00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:16,785 You're gonna need to feed. 537 00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:21,747 If you even think 538 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:23,923 about going near my family again, 539 00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:39,025 Look, I was scared of him. 540 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:45,771 I wouldn't have gone anywhere near your family myself, okay? 541 00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:46,859 Except for your dad. 542 00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:50,079 That was a different story. 543 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:56,912 Look, man. You have to feed sometime. 544 00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,046 You can't keep holdin' back. 545 00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:03,876 I'm not gonna kill anybody. 546 00:53:03,919 --> 00:53:05,747 Look. I went to that fucking funeral home 547 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:07,227 because you wanted to go. 548 00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,840 And that's what friends do. They stick together. 549 00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:16,149 You're my best friend, man. 550 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:20,806 You didn't deserve this. This is all my fault. 551 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,896 I'm not gonna be like this. 552 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,031 I need you to help me. 553 00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:34,211 What do you want me to do? 554 00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:37,649 I want you to promise 555 00:53:37,692 --> 00:53:39,303 to leave my family alone. 556 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:44,482 I want you to promise you'll leave Collinswood tonight. 557 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,788 You get as far away from here as you can. 558 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,967 And what are you gonna do? 559 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:56,711 I'm gonna win the game. 560 00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:07,940 Sorry, I'm really scared. 561 00:54:07,983 --> 00:54:10,464 My daughter is 10. Her name is Lisa. 562 00:54:10,508 --> 00:54:12,423 She's about fuh-- 563 00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:15,991 God-- Lisa, where were you? 564 00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:17,297 Mom--Where were you? 565 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,081 Oh my God! Are you okay? 566 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,909 You scared me so much. 567 00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:22,171 Where's your brother? 568 00:54:22,215 --> 00:54:24,043 What happened to your brother? 569 00:55:01,428 --> 00:55:03,387 Please, God. Make it quick. 570 00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:03,795 Excuse me. 571 00:56:03,838 --> 00:56:04,970 Is that Vengeance of Doom? 572 00:56:06,014 --> 00:56:07,668 Yes, it is. 573 00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:08,843 Do you play? 574 00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:10,628 No. My kids. 575 00:56:10,671 --> 00:56:11,803 I buy 'em all that stuff. 576 00:56:11,846 --> 00:56:13,282 They love that horror stuff. 577 00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:17,417 I'd offer you some, but you don't look old enough. 578 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,810 No, thanks. 579 00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:21,987 I don't drink-- wine. 580 00:56:23,075 --> 00:56:24,772 If you don't mind my asking, uh-- 581 00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:25,904 where are you headed? 582 00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:28,036 All the way to New York City. 583 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,474 New York. Ever been there? 584 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:31,866 No. 585 00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:33,259 Scary place, New York. 586 00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:36,828 Oh, I think I can handle it. 587 00:56:38,003 --> 00:56:40,309 I sure hope we stop someplace soon. 588 00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:41,920 I'm gettin' kinda hungry. 589 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:45,750 Hungry... 590 00:56:45,793 --> 00:56:46,881 Yeah. 591 00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:49,667 Me, too.